July 27, 2008 San Jose Earthquakes v New York Red Bulls \
Own goal off header, just out of reach for Joe Cannon with in opening few moments of match. Sucks so bad when that happens. I bet poor ol ‘ Denton, he of the waived C.Rapids ilk, feels like a real schmuck at this point. I bet Frankie isn’t pleased with that. Meanwhile, Joe sits in disbelief at the constant reminders of what could have been in LA, and that which actually was. We all saw it, that cool facial hair bit right as Golden Balls arrived. Joe does look that much better without it though; I can’t lie.
Goal 13th minute 1st game in MLS Huckerby (from England) Nice job following through and following the ball. Nice job finishing. However, I have to attribute an assist to Conway there. What was he thinking as he perfectly palms the ball to an onrushing Huckerby, who slot the ball home into the left back of the net. It has to be a nice feeling when you get a goal so early in your MLS career, especially having recently defected from across the pond, and right past Toronto. Hey Toronto, didn’t need a striker? Why would you give your striker to SJ? Right, the lovely fieldturf that all things English are afraid of. So, with the management decision of synthetic over natural, they guaranteed themselves of having serious hurdles to overcome before any player of high caliber arrives with a smile at the BMO Palace. Wait! You mean the Hammers and All-Stars didn’t want to play at BMO Palace? Who knew.
By minute 38 I felt a snooze coming on. However, things picked up when they dinged a ball right off the refs face. I have to wonder if it was by design either beneficially or maliciously. In any event, Mr. Ref kept his cool and control of the game. I have seen players dropped with less. The common day pansy-players always overselling every nick and touch always drives me nuts. If Mr. Ref can take it in the face and keep on refing, some of these so called athletes should get thicker skin or more pads, or something.
The first half finishes with a flurry of pseudo activity with both teams pretending to be going for anything other then a 1 - 1 tie. Not too boring, but not too exciting either.
Ok, I really wish there was a game being played so that I had something to watch. There isn’t, so I’m not. Get it? Seems like a tennis match out there with so much back and forth over the center line. Is anyone going to create?
Woolyneck takes a tumble when Ryan (“I ain’t getting no more championships”) Cochrane takes a nice touch ahead of him and slyly follows through and takes out his legs. I think the whole sequence was set up by Angel. I wonder why he would do that. Oh, BTW, Ryan (“I ain’t getting no more championships”) Cochrane ain’t getting no more championships as long as he is on SJE.
Oh, in the 75th minute, something almost happened. Nope. Never mind. Lets see more of this giveaway game. Just as I was typing, Sealy decided to take matters into his own hands and kick the NY defense (while they were down). No, seriously, Sealy started kicking the guy, can’t tell who, while he was on the ground. Classless or effort?
OMG! 80th minute and Woollyneck touches Guerro, who immediately lays down and flops around like a dead fish. The funniest part about his lame acting bit was the breakaway chance by SJE that just went down the drain. It always cracks me up when one of these guys fakes injury and kills their own momentum. Serves him right.
Stoppage time now. Nothing. Nada. Nope. and that is a wrap. Huckerby tried a last minute run, but nothing came of it.
In summary, good first outing for Huckerby. Either he feels great with his game or is wondering what lies ahead in MLS. Could all MLS defenses be so porous? Will he be able to repeat the feat week in and week out? I personally don’t think so. Without the poor shot of Sealy and worse effort by Conway, Huckerby gets a good welcome from the MLS.
July 27, 2008 FC Dallas v. Las Angeles Galaxy
I watched this game and could not believe how Kenny Cooper (Cooper Boy) took the “improved” LA defense to the ladies room. I thought Abel Xavier was bad, but the display in Frisco was terrible. How do you score 4 goa1s against the Galaxy defense? Simple. You shoot it 4 times. No, seriously, I thought Cooper’s first goal was highlight quality because of the way he pulled the ball back and slotted home. There may have been a Galaxy defender in the way so that the ball deflected past Cronin, but the ball ended up in the back of the net. Then, Dominic Oduro screams dobwn the field after being released by Cooper Boy, and then give it back like a nice gentleman so that Cooper oy can pad his statistics before his impending move across the pond. Chalk that 2 goals for Cooper Boy (Cooper Man?)
Oduro wasn’t done. Where did he get those feet? Is this “Flash” in disguise? Who knows, but after tearing past the LA defense, Oduro drove right at Cronin only to change direction and make Cronin the fool as the ball rolled into the net from a tight right angle.
Abe Thompson took care of the rest with a later finish that really showed how bad the Gals defense, even sans Abel, really is. The Gals may make the playoffs, but they won’t go far. Isn’t the age-old axiom that defense wins championships? No defense for the Gals equals no championship this year.
My synopsis is that the Donavin on the left and Beckham on the right isn’t the answer. By placing both of their most creative players on opposite sides of the field, LA didn’t get a chance for them to play with each other. The result: no goals, and very few LA shots on goal.
July 27, 2008 C.Rapids v. The Crew
This game was rather enjoyable because it means the C.Rapids took another one on the chin. Lenhart put The Crew on the board but ended up with the proverbial shot in the foot, when he landed an elbow on the jaw of one of the Crapids and was ejected before the end of the first half. The C.rapids thought they were in the clear with the extra man on the field; however, they needed more than an extra man to impact this game. They simply could not finish. The crossbar kept impeding the way for any of their attempts at goal, as well as great goal keeping by Hesmer (man of the match). Jason Garey was able to muscle his way around the porous defense of the Crapids, and poor Ihemelou was left in the dust, just in time to see the ball hit the roof of the net.
This win for the Crew felt so good as an RSL fan, simply for the reason we have all seen how arrogant and obnoxious the C.rapids have been at Rice-Eccles during all of the matches they have ever played here. Pablo Mastroeni was left impotent and it felt so good to watch.
July 27, 2008 KC v. Fire
Pass. This was such a boring game, I can’t even comment on it.
Predictions for RSL v. Tornoto today: RSL 2, Toronto 0. Cunny doesn’t get one this time around! Look for Dr. Low Goals to get back on the score sheet. Olave and Nat take care of an impotent TFC attack that just doesn’t have anyone up front to finish. Also, without Edu and Marvel Comic, TFC can’t stop the RSL attack.